Tank Dempsey/Quotes

Kino der Toten

 * "Knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo. Glorious." (When out of ammunition)
 * "Fucker caught me napping!" (When downed by a zombie.)
 * "Aw, shit. This is embarrassing!" (When down by a zombie.)
 * "I hope you choke meatsack!" ( When down by a zombie.)
 * "Aw, our little bundle of badass." (When looking at Takeo's photo in Kino der Toten)
 * "Hey, player! I need some ammo or I'm going down!" (When out of ammunition)
 * "Hey, player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!" (When out of ammunition)
 * "No power, no glory." (On round 1)
 * "Back off, meat mouth!" (After killing a zombie)
 * "Eat it you nasty sqwag!" (After killing a nova crawler)
 * "Fuck me, that smells!" (After killing a nova crawler)
 * "K to the I to the A Zombitch!" (After killing a zombie)
 * "Die you undead flesh adicts." (After killing a zombie)
 * "There is somthing so beautiful about blowing shit up!" (After killing a zombie with explosives)
 * "I'm going to miss that little guy..." (After throwing a Monkey Bomb)
 * "Slaying zombies since 1945! Oraahh" (Upon multiple zombie kills)
 * "Okay, let's see, a thousand zombies, and one Dempsey; yeah that seems fair." (Upon multiple zombie kills)
 * "He just... he just blew all over the place! *laughs* Wow! (After killing a zombie with Thundergun)
 * "That's the last leg you'll ever hump!" (After killing a Hellhound)
 * "Oooh,Yeah! Dempsey gets an upgrade!" (After getting his weapon from the pack-a-punch)
 * "This is the biggest FN fail i ever got!" (After getting FN FAL from mystery box.)
 * "I'ma spill their guts all over the place." (After getting a shotgun off the wall)
 * "REJUICED!!" (After getting a Max Ammo.)
 * "What's better than an M16? TWO M16's!! HaHa!" (After getting the M16 off the wall.)
 * "Little gun, lots of holes." (After buying the PM63 off the wall.)
 * "That's just crap-tastic." (After getting the Python from the box.)
 * "It, it just blew him all over the place. Wow." (After getting a ThunderGun/ZeusCannon kill.)
 * "Hoo-Fuckin'-Ra!" (After getting an explosive kill.)
 * "Fighting me up close isn't fair, and now I get a SNIPER RIFLE?!?" (After getting a sniper rifle from the box, also said when buying the M14 off the wall.)
 * "Tastes like fermented herring dipped in cat piss. Blech!" (After buying Quick Revive.)
 * "Aw, two guns just ain't fair." (After getting the CZ75 Dual Wield from the box.)
 * "Reach for me Jugger-girl. OHRA ." (After buying Juggernog.)
 * "I GOT THE RAY GUN! HA HA HA!" (After getting the Ray Gun)
 * "Time to make some noise." (After getting the Spas-12 from the box)
 * "Hey, FUCK YOU FIDDO!!" (After killing a Hellhound that hit him)
 * "I ain't going to be any puppies chew toy." (Said at the start of a Hellhound round.)
 * "I just found the hidden song. Awesome." (When hidden song is found.)
 * "Looks like a part of the meteor." (When finding the first 115 meteor.)
 * "Yep, there's another one." (When finding the second 115 meteor.)
 * Aww great, this again! (beginning of a Hellhound round)
 * Damn! No cash!
 * Need some money for that hottness. (Not enough money)
 * KA-BOOM! (when getting a Nuke)
 * Wait, we are keeping score? (while getting Double Points)
 * I wish we could replace Richtofen with a hot chick. (sighs) I'm getting lonely. (when Pack-A-Punching)
 * MMMM that hit the spot! (After drinking Speed Cola)
 * Meet Tank Dempsey, your worst nightmare! (killing a zombie)
 * This has got to be the last piece. (getting last rock fragment)
 * Not a chance, maggot addicts! (when killing a zombie that hit him)
 * Man up zombies, it's time to die! (when he gets Insta-Kill)
 * Need more rounds. (Running low on ammo)
 * Are you freakin kidding me? No Power. (At the beginning)
 * Looks like we need to get the power on, Its like Deja vu all over again. (at wave 1)
 * Can't roll the bet if I can't place a dice! (Not enough points for the Mystery Box)
 * There's more dead here than a goth party
 * Hey look, I'm outside! (when stepping outside the building)