Edward Richtofen/Quotes

Kino der Toten

 * "How could I be running out of ammo?" (low on ammo)
 * "An autopsy is more easily performed with a shotgun." (shotgun kill)
 * "No rounds, no wounds... NO JOY!" (low on ammo)
 * "I need to find more of my little friends!" (low on ammo)
 * "I only have a few rounds left!" (low on ammo)
 * "No ammo is NO FUN!" (out of ammo)
 * "HHHMMM no power Dempsey go turn it on" (at the very begining of the game)
 * "Without ammo I will have to resort to...STABBING!!!" (out of ammo)
 * "I need to find some ammunition... *wailing*(out of ammo)
 * "Where did you go?" (when the box moves)
 * "Samantha... Samantha, where have you run off to?" (when the box moves)
 * "But I need your gifts! HOW CAN I HAVE THEM?" (when the box moves)
 * "That dreadful little girl continues to make my life difficult." (when the box moves)
 * "Samantha, didn't I teach you a lesson about this?" (when the box moves)
 * (When talking the Dempsey Portrait)"Hello Dempsey. Oh, it's justs a portrait. AN UGLY ONE!!!"
 * (When reviving Dempsey)"I will help you Dempsey, only because I will be the one who eats your liver!"
 * (When escaping many zombies)"I am ALIVE!!!"
 * (After killing a zombie) "DON'T TOUCH THE DOCTOR!!! Unless he asks."
 * (Random)"Here comes the poweeer"
 * (shooting a zombie at close range) "OH THE LOVELY BLOOD!!!" (or) "I like the way the warm blood feels against my ssckkiin."
 * (After using Pack-A-Punch) "This is the POWER!!!"
 * (At the beginning of the game) "Oh joy, no power" (or) "Ah, there is no power, how sucpicous, OR OBVIOUS!"
 * (At the start of a Hellhound round) "My poor little accidents, STAY AWAY!" (or) "OH THE POOR 'PUPPIES!!!" (or) "Mommy said not to hurt animals anymore."
 * (After getting a random weapon) "Their kidneys will be all mine, but not for you Dempsey!"
 * (After turning on the power) "The beautiful creatures fall from the sky." (or) "Yeah..., YEAH..., YEAH!!!"(or) "What is that beautiful sound? Its like MUSIC!!"
 * (After getting the Aug) "(laughter) It makes a funny noise too"
 * (After killing a zombie with the ray gun) "DO YOU LIKE MY GLOWING GREEN BALLS!?!"
 * (When knocked down) "No I'm not ready for Hell. I dont even have my good shoes!"
 * (Being Revived) "Ah, Danke." (or) "Did the voices tell you to save me?"
 * (When knocked down) "No. This cannot be. I AM DEAD!"
 * Without ammo I shall have to resort to, STABBING!
 * More score! (when getting Double Points) OR : I get paid double for my effort.
 * Its pieces of Meteor! (Finding the first meteor fragment)
 * I found another rock..., mabey they stole this from Japan. (getting Rock #2)
 * They all go, POOF! (Getting a Nuke)
 * RATATATATATARAATATATARA!!!! (Buying an MG)

Ascension

 * (After killing a Zombie with an explosive weapon) "Boom goes the corpses!"
 * (After killing a Zombie with a headshot) "Their little heads will go...Boom!"
 * (After grabbing a Double Points power-up) "Double Points! Double ze death, double ze fun."'
 * (After Dempsey goes down) "Clean-up on aisle six!.....Dempsey had an accident..."
 * (After killing a Zombie with an explosive weapon) "Ohh haha...Ze little demon goes boom'.."
 * (After killing a Zombie with a knife) "AH! There's blood in my eyes!--Oh yes.
 * (After killing a Zombie with a knife) "OHH! The inside of your head is delicious!"
 * (After killing a Zombie with an explosive weapon) Ohh, his death vas so....juicy."
 * (After killing a Zombie with an explosive weapon) "Oahhh ze body parts....in vundabah!"
 * (When being swarmed) "The wretched screams of the dead fill my heart with joooyy!"
 * (After purhcasing PhD Flopper) "It has DOCTAH in ze title! (Girly voice) Just like mee!"
 * (When a Zombie Monkey round starts) "Nein! Ze dirty hairy little man things are taking my..things!"
 * (After talking to a martyoshka doll) "OHH! There's a doll inside a doll inside a DOOLL!....Sounds perverse..!"
 * (Unkown) "Perhaps I shall dip ze tip in faecal matter."
 * (After receiving a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box) "With zis I can go a very long time!.....That turn you on?"
 * (After turning on the easter egg song "Abracadavre") "Ohh, I do like ze sound of zis one...it tickles my special place."
 * (After killing a Crawler) "Look at him, CRAAWLING to his master.....oh he's dead."
 * (After being hit by a Zombie Monkey) "Is he trying to communica-Ohh no they've having sex... *Unzippes Pants""
 * (As a matryoshka doll talking to Rictofen)"Hehehe, stop tickling me!"
 * (As a matryoshka doll talking to Dempsey)"Oooh, your so big!"
 * (After talking to a matryoshka doll)"I used to smash these things, just so I could see my sister cry."
 * (After getting death machine)"Death has come to you my children."
 * (While swarmed)"I count one, two, three, oh shiz"
 * (While Swarmed)"Oh no, ze hands, groping me...it feels...sooo gooood...hehehe" (evil voice)
 * (revived) "i'm not dead!"

Shangri-La

 * (When collecting the Focusing Stone) It's mine! MINE! I'LL CONTROL THEM ALL!
 * (During the game over segment while Richtofen has the stone) Excellent, It is all coming together now. (Low laughing then he starts coughing then finishes laughing)
 * (During the game over segment while Tank, Nikolai or Takeo has the stone) Now that you are done I'll be taking that. (Laughing)
 * (After getting an achivement) I have earned Und Anchivement. (Qiet voise) yeah.
 * (While doing the easter egg) Weeeeeeeee! I hear a Crystal rising.
 * (Hearing the crawlers yell like FUK) NEIN! This sounds BAD, LIKE NIKOLAI SINGING
 * (Dempsey gets down) Feast little ones, FEAST!!! Ohhh........ I mean, I'm on my way Dempsey!
 * (When the box gets a teddy bear) BOX, I hate you....

Moon

 * ( After he switches souls with Samantha)﻿ "I WIN! ... The power! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!! But not before we continue the game!"
 * (Before putting the space suit on) NIE!!!! AIR! Good for toerture! HA!
 * (When Jumping) WEE, I can bounce aroubd like a free little bunny, WEE.

Der Riese

 * (Random) Oh look!!! (Sarcastly) A big thingy like that other thingy.
 * (Random) I FEEL LIKE DANCING!
 * (Getting chased or down) No...NOOO! I am not ready for HELL, I have nothing to wear!
 * (Zombie crawler smacks your boots) It's OKAY, I have every thing under control. *GROAN* GET OFF MY BOOTS!
 * (You purchase double tap) DOUBLE TAP ROOTBEER!!!!!!! Double tap, Double tap, Double tap, Double tap, Double tap, Double tap rootbeer........ rootbeer! Who doesn't like the rootbeer?
 * (Being chased by a load of zombies!) I am not scared but I could use some help.